Showing posts with label New England Patriots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New England Patriots. Show all posts

Friday, June 29, 2012

Jermaine Cunningham LB New England Patriots

The Patriots made Jermaine Cunningham the #53 pick in the 2010 draft, but hasn't played anywhere near to his draft status as you would expect.

In his first season, Cunningham recorded 27 tackles, 1 sack, and 2 forced fumbles, but his sophomore season he started zero games and recorded just 1 tackle and was place don injured reserve in December.  After drafting two outside linebackers, including Chandler Jones with their first round pick, Cunningham is expected to be on the roster bubble this offseason. With all the pressure, it's good to see he found time to get out and drink some Hennessy.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Aaron Hernandez TE New England Patriots

Somedays my website might make you think otherwise, but Rob Gronkowski isn't the only player in the NFL that parties. So here is his teammate and fellow tight end Aaron Hernandez drinking earlier in this offseason.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Rob Gronkowski TE New England Patriots

There is now video of Rob Gronkowski's shirtless escapades during the alleged drink spilling night. If you fast forward to 1:55 you can see Rob dancing to Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" before taking off his shirt and dancing to "Sweet Child of Mine" before getting kicked off the stage.

Update: Why not another video of Rob Gronkowski showing off the whitest dance moves humanly possible?

Rob Gronkowski TE New England Patriots

Does it surprise anyone that Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski, a sure-fire first ballot Shot of Ginn hall of gamer, is out getting drunk on this Sunday night? Sure doesn't surprise me, as his glasses say -- YOLO.

Update: More pictures from Sunday night have trickled out. 

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Rob Gronkowski TE New England Patriots

Patriots Rob Gronkowski is officially the highest paid tight end in NFL history, so he really didn't need 6/9 to go out and rage. Predictably though, no shirts were involved. However, he allegedly had a hard time keeping his drink in his cup, and not throwing it on other girls, as told by @theflea4L and @michtrei.

Update: I spoke (tweeted) with someone with knowledge of the situation, she stated that a friend had introduced the girl to Gronkowski, to which Rob allegedly looked her up and down and then proceeded to dump his Jack and Coke on her.

Update: Why not, more pictures of Gronk from last night:

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Rob Gronkowski TE New England Patriots

Rob Gronkowski shaved his head for a children's cancer hospital in Boston this past week, and he couldn't wait to show it off at the club. Between this, and the jumbo screen at the Celtics-Heat game, he's had one hell of a week.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Rob Gronkowski TE New England Patriots

Patriots Pro Bowl TE Rob Gronkowski was allegedly out at a mansion party in Atlantic City this past weekend, and as per a usual Gronk drunk fest -- shirts were optional.

Friday, May 18, 2012

Rob Gronkowski TE New England Patriots

It's 2:30 and I'm very drunk right now, but I'm sure Rob Gronkowski is too so here he is showing his cunninglingus skills.

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Brandon Meriweather S Washington Redskins

Brandon Meriweather made 4 starts and played in 11 games last year for the Chicago Bears after getting let go by the Patriots. That led to him getting a contract from the Washington Redskins this offseason, though just about everyone in the league has gotten one of those. Now, after a night at the club he may face a suspension following his arrest.

Meriweather was pulled over at around 3 A.M. this morning on the interstate for reasons currently unknown. He then failed field sobriety tests and refused a breathalyzer. Before being taken to jail Meriweather stated that he was driving home from a club but that he didn't remember the name of it. Probably cause his eyes were so bloodshot and barely open he couldn't read the sign.

Related: Brandon Meriweather getting drunk.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Deion Branch WR New England Patriots

Former Super Bowl MVP Deion Branch resigned with the Patriots in March this year, and apparently spent some time at bartending for fans in for fans last weekend. Though I doubt he had a bartending license, you don't need a 4 year degree to make a solid vodka red bull.

Friday, April 6, 2012

Rob Gronkowski TE New England Patriots

Here is drunk Rob Gronkowski showing that even in Zubaz, it's still possible to get some pussy.

[Photo from Deadspin]

Friday, March 23, 2012

Gronk Spring Break Watch 2012: That's Just Wrong

This was taken the same night as the supposed 16 year old night with Rob Gronkowski. Just when I was starting to respect Gronk for his outrageous party ways and crazy nights, he goes and ruins it with the Berenstein Bears here. I'm going to guess the beer goggles were on hard this night.

The Spring Break tour appears to be coming to an end, with the Patriots releasing a statement to Deadspin regarding his 3 week binge:

"New England Patriot's Tight End Rob Gronkowski just returned from a team retreat in the Caribbean Island of Aruba. Rob enjoys meeting and taking pictures with fans of all ages. It's just his way of being a 'Patriot.' "

Jerry Shandrew

Gronkowski Spring Break Watch 2012: She's Probably Over 16

While a different sports blog decided to take a picture of Rob Gronkowski getting kissed on the cheek by a 16 year old girl, after she stated they hooked up, and run with it - I never believed it. I have a friend who says he hooks up with girls when he accidentally bumps into them at the bar.

This girl, however, looks to be over the legal limit for the Gronk Smash. Unless her parents signed the waiver for that surgery.

Thanks to the reader who sent these in. If you have any more Gronk Spring Break stories or pictures, send them to

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Gronk Spring Break 2012 Watch

Shot of Ginn continues the the Rob Gronkowski Spring Break 2012 Watch, into what day I bet even Gronk can't tell you. Today we have a shirtless Gronk rocking the Zubaz on stage, and Gronk trying to get over a hangover with, what else, another drink.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Rob Gronkowski TE New England Patriots

Everyones injuries heal at different speeds, if you're Darren McFadden it takes you at least 4 months for an ankle sprain to heal completely fucking over fantasy teams. If your Rob Gronkowski, well you don't really give a shit about that ankle cause you're too drunk to notice it half the time. The Spring Break tour rolls on.

Rob Gronkowski TE New England Patriots

Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski's healing Spring Break tour 2012 continues to roll on, making a stop to pick up some extra cash bartending here in South Padre.

Friday, March 16, 2012

Rob Gronkowski TE New England Patriots

A bum wheel isn't stopping New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski from celebrating this offseason, continuing his Super Bowl losing party well into March. The girl that posted this on twitter had the caption, "the perfect ending," so Gronk apparently didn't get the menagerie trois.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Rob Gronkowski TE, Matt Light OT New England Patriots

Finally, Video has emerged of the Patriots "celebrating" the Super Bowl loss to the New York Giants, so now you can enjoy a shirtless Matt Light and Rob Gronkowski dancing away their pains. 

As you can see, the alcohol is working much better at relieving the pain than the injections he got before the Super Bowl. Either that or it was a miraculous recovery, cause god damn you have to be healthy to have those kind of moves. 

Monday, February 6, 2012

Rob Gronkowski TE, Matt Light OT New England Patriots

Win or lose -- we still booze. Patriots offensive tackle Matt Light and tight end Rob Gronkowski took that saying to heart after the loss to the New York Giants in the Super Bowl letting off a little steam and shirtless fist-pumping with LMFAO. Nothing like dancing all your woes away after losing the biggest game of your career.

[Photos from Deadspin, BroBible, Busted Coverage, pretty much everywhere but here due to my day job]