Thursday, February 5, 2015
Julian Edelman WR New England Patriots
Let's be honest. I don't give a shit about politics, I didn't vote for Barack Obama because he's black, and I didn't vote for Mitt Romney because he don't pay no tax. As a matter of fact, I went completely UnAmerican and didn't vote because I got better shit to do like look up pictures of drunk athletes.
Just to be 100% clear though, if Julian Edelman and Rob Gronkowski ran for President, I would be that guy stuffing the ballot with votes for everyone that died in the last 10 years.
Anyways, here's some broad on Tinder bragging about getting the pipe from Edelman and taking a super creepy post-coital selfie to share with random guys in a 10 mile radius.