Wednesday, December 31, 2014
Kyle Orton QB Buffalo Bills
Kyle Orton had the most glorious career of any Quarterback in NFL history. He came into the league at the right time -- before social media. He would have been Johnny Manziel without the draft hype... or famous friends... or super hot babes. Oppositely he was actually successful for a bit, and got to party his ass off without being followed around with cameras.
So here's to you, super average starter, superstar backup, #1 partying QB of the 2000's. Enjoy your retirement, I'll pour some Jack Daniels on my shirt tonight for you. You glorious bastard you.