Tuesday, August 5, 2014
Jerry Jones Owner Dallas Cowboys
Now this one is fucking weird. God's own son wrote out a 20 page manifesto - and sent it all over twitter - for... some reason. I think he was trying to warn Jerry Jones (it was addressed to him) that people were trying to blackmail him with the photos. In doing so he got them put all over the internet.
Good one Jesus.
Of course, I would say good for Jerry for still smashing 20 somethings on the regular. However we all know these are probably escorts. Which is a fancy rich person term for hooker. Unless the escort happens to die in the transaction, then she was just a hooker.