Friday, January 17, 2014

Kellen Winslow TE New York Jets

Kellen Winslow had a fairly rough season this year. He finally got a chance despite his knees being nearly nonexistant, and accumulated 31 catches for 388 yards and 2 touchdowns. That is with his 4 game PED suspension.

Word broke that Winslow got busted with synthetic marijuana possession back in November, but recently released redacted police reports say that he may have been rubbing his toy soldier. Or maybe we can just call that his Kellen Winslow Jr. Jr.?

A lady parked her car next to Winslow's in the parking lot, and Winslow's car window was down. She apparently exclaimed how cold it was, then allegedly saw Winslow's erect penis. She also stated that she thought he was masturbating in the redacted police report.

When police showed up he apparently sprang up into an upright position, a move many high schoolers probably do when their parents unexpectedly come home from work. Ultimately police found the synthetic marijuana and 2 jars of Vaseline in the center counsel.

He was charged on December 30th for the synthetic marijuana and plead not guilty. No lewd misconduct charges were ever brought up.

I, for one, cannot wait for this Sports Science episode.

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