The first American Olympian has been kicked out of the London Olympics for testing positive for a banned substance. Nick Delpopolo, who placed 7th in Judo competition last week tested positive for the dastardly sneaky performance enhancer.... marijuana. Like a former President of the United States, Delpopolo claims that he didn't inhale it, instead:
My positive test was caused by my inadvertent consumption of food that I did not realize had been baked with marijuana, before I left for the Olympic Games.
That is probably the lamest excuse ever. How do you inadvertently consume marijuana? "I tested positive? Shit. I knew those brownies from the Great Britian athletes tasted suspicious."