Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Alan Branch DT Seattle Seahawks

Alan Branch arrived into the NFL as the #2 pick of the 2nd round of the 2007 draft by the Arizona Cardinals. After a stellar career with the Michigan Wolverines he was ranked as the #2 defensive tackle in the draft, and was projected by many to go in the first round. However predraft concerns about his work ethic made him slip in the draft.

Turns out the predraft concerns were, more or less, true. With just 4 sacks in 4 years with the Cardinals, he was legitimately a draft bust. However this year the Seahawks and head coach Pete Carroll took on another reclamation project. At 6'6 and over three bills, he was signed for 2 years and $8 million dollars.

I don't know if Branch legitimately knows what a "fluffer" is, but for those of you that also don't know what it means:

A fluffer is a hired member of the crew of a pornographic movie whose role on the set is to sexually arouse the male participants prior to the filming of scenes requiring erections

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