Monday, October 17, 2011
Brandon Lloyd WR St. Louis Rams
Brandon Lloyd led the NFL in just about every receiving category last year, with Kyle Orton and Tim Tebow throwing him the ball. Now -- because of the failures of the shitty quarterbacks listed -- he appears to be the scapegoat getting sent to the St. Louis Rams for the 6th round pick that could escalate to a 5th round selection if he accumulates 30 catches the rest of the year. Last year he had 77 catches for almost 1,500 yards and 11 touchdowns so that is definitely an attainable goal.
He joins a Rams team that leads the leagues in drops, but leaves a winning* Broncos team for a winless Rams team. In the 7 years before his breakout season last year, he had a combined 164 catches for 2,370 yards and 15 touchdowns with the Redskins, Bears, 49er's and an additional year with the Broncos. So he could always revert back to shitty Brandon Lloyd, and if he does at least he can remember the good times he had getting drunk as seen above.
*J/K they actually only have one win.