Sunday, April 3, 2011

Louis Murphy WR Oakland Raiders

Oakland Raiders starting WR Louis Murphy, who severely outplayed #7 overall selection Derrius Heyward-Bey has became the next in a long line of NFL players getting arrested since the NFL Lockout. He was arrested early this morning on three charges -- possession of a drug without a valid prescription, failure to obey a police officer and resisting arrest without violence.

So what was the prescription drug he had without prescription? Vicodin? Percocet? Oxycontin? Morphine? Nope.

Murphy was busted with Viagra.

Police attempted to pull over Murphy for having his music too loud, but he continued to drive to a parking lot where he stopped and all of his passengers got out of the car and walked away. The officer turned on his lights and ordered everyone to stay, and Murphy refused to give the officer his ID, instead wanting to know why he was pulled over. The officer attempted to place him under arrest, and it took 3 officers to get his hands behind his back.

Searching the car the police found the non-labeled prescription bottle that contained what turned out to be 11 little blue Viagra pills. He claimed he took of the label to hide the prescription from his girlfriend, because, you know, no one wants their girlfriend to know their penis doesn't work. Problem is he couldn't provide that prescription for the officers.


  1. He shoulda just proved to them that he couldn't get it up

  2. "look officer, I can't get it up, I obviously have a prescription"