Saturday, March 12, 2011
Roger Goodell NFL Commissioner
There. Are you happy Roger Goodell and DeMaurice Smith? What in the fuck am I suppose to do without the NFL? Watch the AFL? Boring. CFL? Fuck the metric system. College football? There getting paid like NFL players anyways.
So great, it's officially a lockout now. Way to potentially ruin a great thing. Didn't you see how the NFL was destroying everything ratings wise in America? Hell the fucking Combine broke NFL Network ratings records. Just to watch prospects run 40 yards and lift things up and put them down. It's time to get your shit together and get a deal done now.
And now your salary is a single dollar. Congrats turd, it's too bad you made close to $10,000,000 a year, making just a dollar is really going to prove something. Maybe you'll have to cut back on your private jet flights, or just fine Steelers LB James Harrison again. At least you'll be able to get your dime wife a McDouble on your anniversary this year.