Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Ramon Buchanan LB Miami
Hurricanes LB Ramon Buchanan was reportedly arrested with two felonies, resisting a police officer with violence and battery on a police officer, firefighter or emergency medical care provider, and three misdemeanors, trespassing, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest without violence. At that point no details of the arrest had been released.
Well now they are released, and they are fantastic.
According to the police report, Buchanan was making a disturbance in the Fat Tuesdays bathroom, and had a strong odor of alcohol on him. He was ordered to leave by a sergeant in the police force three times. He replied nicely, "No, Fuck you, I ain't leaving!" They told him he was under arrest and he resisted tensing his arm. He was placed on a chair in the security and then he proceeded to charge at police. He was thrown against the door where he thrashed his body around and attempted to headbutt one of the officers, and spit in the officers hand. The officer put his hand over Buchanan's mouth and he still struggled so he was thrown to the ground. He then let out a line that should forever go down in history:
"I'm a U.M. football player and I don't give a fuck what you do. I'll get out of it. Fuck the Police."
Okay M.C. Ren, now you'll join the Miami 6 on the sidelines for a while. Not the best start to Al Golden's reign as the leader of the U.