Friday, March 4, 2011

Jerramy Stevens TE Ex-Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Clockwork, like the moon rising at dusk, Jerramy Stevens is behind bars again. How this guy continued (past tense) to get jobs in the NFL is beyond me. He wore out his first, second, third, fourth, fifth, and more chances. Honestly, he may have even been worse than Pacman Jones and Chris Henry combined.

I mean, I could post another long blog post about what he's done, but if you want to read it here it is. What hasn't this piece of shit done? Accused of raping a girl in college, he stomps on peoples faces, he has spent time in jail for smoking marijuana, he spent time in jail for an extreme DUI, he's gotten a hit and run, he's crashed his car into a nursing home, he spent MORE time in jail for violating his parole for that hit and run, he got ANOTHER DUI, he leaves dirty condoms around and pukes on balconies, and has been arrested for marijuana with the intent to sell.

More importantly, what hasn't he done? Win a Super Bowl, go to a Pro Bowl, and commit murder. Two of those are for sure not happening. Even with all of that, he played 8 seasons in the NFL

But I digress. Back to the present. Stevens was drunk and unruly at 8 PM at a retired surfers bar. Stevens, trying to keep up his bad ass reputation refused to leave and attacked the two bouncers. One of the bouncers was taken to the hospital with a broken jaw, and the other bouncer held him down until police came. He was ultimately charged with a felony battery charge.

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