The old ball coach apparently is the old NASCAR fan. Here is Steve "C Cup" Spurrier drinking the Banquet Beer during the Daytona 500 on the 10th anniversary of Dale Earnhardt's death. Obviously this is how he got #1 recruit Jadeveon Clowney to come to South Carolina, and obviously -- he's been skimping on his workouts.
Okay, enough shirtless old men for me.
[Image from SportsByBrooks]