Monday, November 1, 2010

Rex Grossman QB Washington Redskins

Imagine you're the head coach of Washington Redskins, and your team is down 6 points with just 1:45 left on the game clock. Who do you turn to, Donovan McNabb who completed 17/30 passes for 210 yards, a touchdown and a pick in the game while rushing for 45 yards on 4 carries, or Rex Grossman who is the definition of ineptitude basically since he came into the league? Of course, Mike Shanahan must have been dressed up as a Head Coach without Braaaaaaaaaaains for Halloween because anybody with their right mind would have kept McNabb in there. His reasoning? Grossman gave them the better chance to win because of his knowledge of the teams 2 minute drill.

So let me get this fucking straight. Rex Grossman, who has been on the Washington Redskins just 17 more days than Donovan McNabb apparently knows the 2 minute drill better than Donovan McNabb. Rex Grossman, who has a career 69.5 passer rating gave the team a better chance to win than the 6 time Pro Bowler Donovan McNabb. You mean to tell me, fucking Rex Grossman who has 5 career 4th quarter comebacks gives you a better chance to win the game than Donovan McNabb who has 15 career 4th quarter comebacks? With a bye week coming more and more players are going to step out and talk about the chemistry of the locker room and the huddle like Albert Haynesworth and an anoymous player already have, but nothing says it better than how Rodney Harrison put it on NBC, "I wouldn't put Rex Grossman in a two minute offense in a high school game"


  1. This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That's how we do things in the sexy business.

    Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am.

  2. LOL @ Rex Grossman above

  3. Rex is 10times better than washed up McNabb. Plus REx Grossman has a sex canon of an arm!