Sunday, October 31, 2010

Channing Crowder LB Miami Dolphins

Dolphins LB Channing Crowder let out some anger and channeled his inner racist following watching the Gators continue the suck this year without QB Tim Tebow. Mainly, he doesn't like the fact that Florida's new QB, John Brantley, is so slow and unathletic that he got caught by a white guy. A WHITE GUY!? Here is what he had to say:

"They don’t have an identity, They don’t know what — John Brantley don’t know what he wants to do. He can’t outrun anybody. I saw him get run down by a white linebacker last week, which was a disgrace to all Florida football history. You can see the offense is nothing without Tebow, When I saw a white linebacker … ran down Brantley twice, I said, ‘Yeah, we have no chance.’First he’s a linebacker. Tim Tebow would’ve walked away from a linebacker, and he’s white. If a white linebacker is running down your running quarterback, we don’t have a chance.They should put (offensive lineman Mike Pouncey) back at quarterback — let him run. It doesn’t seem like they have a great game plan either. I don’t know. It seems like they’re out there nonchalant, like, ‘Oh well, that didn’t work, let’s try to throw it.’ I don’t know, they’re killing me.”

The former 3rd round pick has started for 6 years for the Miami Dolphins, with no Pro Bowls, 1 interception, and 2.5 career sacks. After seeing him play this year, I'm not entirely sure he could catch Brantley from behind. However, I bet he wishes that Urban Meyer convinced Cam Newton to stay...

This week in "Dumb Shit Channing Crowder Says" Update: Typically, its Baltimore Ravens and there fans bitching about everything the referees do in a game, and now its Channing Crowder's turn. And bitch he did heavily. I'll let his words say it all:

"Le'Ron McClain spit in my face, That's some real ho' shit, so if you talk to him tell him he's a ho'. If he ever comes to Miami, he's got to see me. They said they didn't see it, Then they said something about they let Karlos Dansby get away with a facemask before. Who the fuck cares? I just got spit in my face. I don't give a damn about Karlos pulling somebody's facemask. Like they didn't see Chad Henne get hit twice when he slid. No, no, they say, "Aaah." Stevie Wonder and Anne Frank. Who's the blind girl? Helen Keller, then. I don't know who Anne Frank is. I'm mad right now. I'm not as swift as I usually am."

Clearly, he must have meant the referees were hiding in an attic, therefore could not see the penalty. Or he's a fucking dumbass and has done more to butcher the value of a U of Florida education since Emmitt Smith "Blowed" it up.

Video Update: Video of Channing Crowder's rant against Ravens FB LeRon McClain, as well as an actual video of the spit:

1 comment:

  1. This guy is a fucking box of rocks. Didn't he say he didn't know if people in London spoke English? Florida education what?