Friday, June 4, 2010
Martellus Bennett TE Dallas Cowboys
Martellus Bennett, Tight End for the Dallas Cowboys, Champion of the Black Olympics, and lover of Captain Crunch, loves to party and share his alcohol with women. ONLY by the teaspoon though, keeps them in line, and helps them not get sloppy. I hope this starts a revolution. I'm tired of women getting all ridiculously ShaqDiesel'd and causing a commotion all over the place, and now, MartyB is here to help. Lord knows he's not doing it on the football field.