Friday, January 29, 2010
Rey Maualuga LB Cincinnati Bengals
Rey Rey Maualuga celebrated his first offseason in the wrong way, getting arrested for DUI and careless driving. It only went down hill from there. First off, he was driving 2003 Pontiac Sunfire. He was a second round pick in the NFL, and is a 23 year old millionaire, and he's driving a fucking PONTIAC SUNFIRE. Next, he crashed his beautiful Pontiac Sunfire into 2 parked cars and a parking meter, but no one likes to pay for those anyways. Next -- he had 2 honeys in the car he was sure to hook up with, and instead he sat in jail. Oh shit, nevermind. One was 18 and one was "juvenile".
Anyways, the cop pulled him over and he smelled of intoxicants, Maualuga stated that he had had "about 6 Captain and Cokes". The report states that "the subject had slurred speech, blood shot, watery eyes, and he was unsteady on his feet." In the end he blew a .157, nearly double the legal limit of .08.
As a freshman in college he got in a brawl at a Halloween party when he was too sloshed and got charged with battery, but he got the charge dropped for community service and had to attend Alcoholics Anonymous. Lot of good that did.