Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Shawne Merriman LB San Diego Chargers

So when Shawne Merriman got arrested for choking a bitch and false imprisonment, I generally believed 'hey, he was suspended for steroids before, maybe he caught a bit of the rage.' Then i realized that the bitch who he allegedly choked was girlfriend of Merriman, Tila Tequila. I don't believe Merriman would choke a girl thats not quite 5 feet tall and hasnt crossed the century mark yet. Not to mention Tila Nguyen, or Tila Tequila, the D list 'celebrity' (and thats being generous) would do anything to get her stupid ass name in the news, such as faking being bi-sexual to get that 'shot at love' show. Looks like Merriman no longer wants that shot at love. If i were him I'd want a Shot of Ginn. Anyways, he claims she was drunk and wanted to drive. Tila Tequila uses all her wits and brains and says 'I'm allergic to alcohol'. Bitch, why aint your name Tila Apple Juice then? Always the forefront in investigative journalism, TMZ has shots of the happy couple doing it big prior to the alleged smackdown.

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