Trent Shelton, a WR out of Baylor, was signed as an undrafted free agent by the Indianapolis Colts in 2007. Outside of playing for the Colts, he has also played for the Seahawks and is currently on the Redskins. Nothing really to say about the guy, who has not been memorable outside of "being a good gunner and possession receiver" for the Colts, but he likes to post tons of pictures on Twitter. Many which he looks really drunk and asks if he looks "slizzered" which is form of asking if he looks drunk. Actually a quick look at Urban Dictionary definition of Slizzered, they say its either "being drunk but not quite FUBAR", "The state of waking up after a rediculous (spelled wrong, of course, what a 'dictionary') night and still being FUBAR", or "extremely drunk; a slang term of common use in the Southeast (Atlanta)" Of course he from Texas, so thats more... south middle. So i guess he is just extremely sloshed.