Matt Stafford is having a better summer than you and I, there is no doubt about it. Yes, he looks pissed in that top picture, but he is surrounded by some dimes on a boat getting his drink on, all while going to a team that he has NO expectations with the first season, one win is better than last seasons win total, all while getting paid by said team a guarunteed 41.7 MILLION dollars, which is more guaranteed money ever handed out to a player in the NFL -- and this one has never thrown a single pass, let alone taken a single snap.
So Stafford basically didn't have to do anything to get up with these chicks, all he had to say is, I'm in the NFL and I make more money than anybody in the NFL. Bam, easy, get ready for pregnancy claims though, but these two chicks aint got nothing on this next girl....
I mean, look at the rack on this girl. Dayuuummmm... Theres nothing really else I can say about that chick.
Edit: Commenter brings to light that that is Stafford girlfriend. So Stafford, you lucky S.O.B. I hope Daunte Culpepper beats you out in camp now.
All in all, grovel at the shoes of Matthew Stafford, he lives a life that many stive for... and few succeed. That life of being paid millions for never having done anything, for playing a game you love, and not having to work your game to get literally any babe you want.