Here is Eagle FB Kyle Eckel doing what we all do best, drinking competitions. Except for he does it better than us, because he does it with Miss FHM 2005 Lauren Harris. Who has a great.... personality.... But fuck it, do they just play Beer Pong? No, why not make it strip beer pong? I mean, she is a girl, she likely has little to no chance of winning the actual game, while Eckel has the obvious reach advantage, and after drinking prior to the game he didn't get as drunk as that lightweight. Of course when she gets topless some girl gets to grab her huge cans for her, where do I apply for that job? But anyways, Eckel is a Beer Pong god, and I have no idea what they're saying since I don't have any sound at the moment.
Later Harris takes off her top and gets her tits painted, which again, how in the fuck do I get the job of titty painter? She blows a .30, so this was a good way to get Miss FHM drunk. I'll have to remember this if I ever am in the same situation... Which... is highly unlikely.