Monday, May 25, 2009
Jeremy Shockey TE New Orleans Saints
Jeremy Shockey was RUSHED to the hospital ON A STRETCHER on Sunday. He was partying at the Hard Rock Cafe in Las Vegas, at the Rehab pool party, where he was found unconscious. No one knew what was wrong, but luckily TMZ is on top of its reporting, it wasn't anything serious, its just that he got too fucking drunk with other NFL players at the pool party. It was reported as a bout of 'dehydration'. If I got taken away on a stretcher everytime I got too drunk the paramedics might as well follow me to every party I go to.