Friday, April 10, 2009

Carter Bykowski TE Iowa State

Carter Bykowski, backup TE for the Iowa State Cyclones, was arrested early last sunday morning at 2:20 AM for public intoxication. He is so buried so deep in the depth chart that I couldn't even find a picture of the raging alcoholic.
The 18 year old sophomore was arrested outside of a hotel when a cop stopped him and noticed he had red watery bloodshot eyes and smelled strongly of booze, and breathalyzer revealed a .16, which is fucking weak, I call that a slow tuesday.
He won't get suspended by the team, but he will get punished, because heaven forbid Iowa State misses his 3 fucking catches.

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