Tuesday, February 10, 2009
NFL Classics: Kyle Orton QB Chicago Bears
Kyle Orton is a drinking legend. This man could probably outdrink half of the defensive and offensive lineman in the NFL. He doesn't just go out and drink socially, him and his god damn neck beard go out, down a bottle of Jack Daniels, and find the easiest hoe to bring home, only to pass out and have her take pictures of him, which soon will be posted on the Internet. He doesn't care that now he is a starter he has more responsibilities, he has his shit straight, he wants to keep his 'Drinking God' status for the rest of his life, and I don't blame him, I idolize him.