Sunday, November 24, 2013
Thurman Thomas owns a bar called '34 Rush' in New York where he spent most of his NFL career on the way to the Hall of Fame.
Thomas runs a celebrity bartending night as his bar which was held earlier this month, including former teammates Andre Reed and Leonard Smith among others.
Thomas was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 2007 after rushing for 14,074 yards and 88 touchdowns in his career. He played in 4 Super Bowls which the Bills lost in a row.
Lately it has been PED's for Pete Carroll's Seattle Seahawks, with five suspensions since 2011. Now, the Seahawks third cornerback has been suspended for a violation of the substance abuse policy.
It was announced today that Walter Thurmond, who plays behind Brandon Browner and Richard Sherman, would be suspended 4 games for the violation of the policy. It was not announced what Thurmond had done or tested positive for to be suspended.
So here is Thurmond, a former 4th round pick out of Oregon, getting drunk in college.
Saturday, November 16, 2013
Cincinnati Reds Brandon Phillips is a three time All Star at second base, with his latest appearance being this year after hitting .261 with 18 home runs and 103 RBI's. It sucks that his 6 year $72.5 million dollar contact he signed in 2012 isn't enough to support him as he has to take a second job bartending in the offseason.
Friday, November 15, 2013
The Falcons have enough on their table, facing the undefeated in the last game Tampa Bay Buccaneers, now one of their running backs has some legal trouble to face.
Fullback Jason Snelling was pulled over at approximately 3:30 A.M. for not being able to maintain his lane. Officers smelled marijuana and Snelling admitted that he had smoked marijuana earlier. Snelling admitted that there was a grinder in his vehicle with some marijuana left in it. Police then found the grinder in the spot that Snelling had told them.
Police noted that Snelling was continually swallowing during their conversations, and when he opened his mouth police found green leafy particles inside. Snelling denied that he was eating marijuana
Ultimately Snelling was charged with possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, expired or no driver’s license, failure to maintain lane, failure to maintain insurance, improper use of dealer license plate and no registration. He was placed under arrested at, you guessed it, 4:20 A.M.
For the season, Snelling has 132 rushing yards and 34 receiving yards, with 3 total touchdowns.
Thursday, November 14, 2013
Does this look like a bully to you? DOES IT? I say yes, Richie Incognito didn't bring enough Coors Light to share with anyone. What a dick.
Anyways, here is various pictures of Incognito getting drunk. Since I'm sure we won't see him in the league for a little while.
Even going out with his best friend, Jonathan Martin
Wednesday, November 13, 2013
Johnny Manziel and Texas A&M are off this week, so Manziel gets to do what every 20 year old college student-athlete does on their week off - study and get their grades straight for the upcoming finals.
Haha just kidding, of course not, this is Johnny Fucking Football, he gets to party with 'the Regime' and Drake at a concert.
What can't Rob Gronkowski do? He's an All Pro tight end, could be a finalist in just about any dance competition, and now he's rapping. I'm more disappointed that there was no shout out to Aaron Hernandez, you know, for the street rep. Somebody get a hold of 2Chainz so he can get on the next track.
[H/t to Bleacher Report]
Edit: Whether this is actually Gronk or not is in question. If it isn't fuck UNO for making it seem like it actually is Gronk.
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
I've seen this man on Space Jam, I've never needed elbow called more in my entire life.
[Heads up to BroBible]
TMZ Sports, the hard hitting front of the line sports news outlet, has what looks like flip phone video of Rob Gronkowski calling a dancing asian man Leslie Chow of Hangover and Miller Lite commercial fame, and some other bad joke about fried rice. Afterwards, theres a warning about how they signed a waiver to hand over there phones. Gronkowski, however, states that he's given up on that.
Now I know that Gronkowski pictures have been hard to come by because he's become more secretive of his party nature getting out to the public, after some recent backlash. So much so that he apparently turned down $1,000 for a photo opportunity last weekend while at the marquee last weekend.
Then again... When you have people snapping pictures of Gronkowski leaving club bathrooms, I'd probably try to simmer it down too.
The Kansas City Chiefs are 9-0 and heading into a match up against the Denver Broncos where they find themselves an underdog by over a touchdown, and Dwayne Bowe, their #1 WR with the big contract decided to have a little off the field distraction heading up to the game.
Bowe was pulled over for going 48 MPH in a 35 MPH zone and when the office approached the car he smelled marijuana. Dwayne Bowe consented to a search of the vehicle after being told the K9 unit would alert to drugs in the vehicle. The officer then found 2 containers containing what is believed to be marijuana, at 6.6 grams and 3.8 grams. The K9 unit alerted to a backpack where they found another container containing 4.2 grams of marijuana. Bowe was then arrested for speeding and possession of a controlled substance along with another passenger.
In 9 games this season, Bowe has accumulated just 33 catches for 369 yards and 2 touchdowns, 2nd in receptions and 3rd in receiving yards on the team. Bowe signed a 5 year contract in March for $56 million with $26 million guaranteed.
Update: When Dwayne Bowe was initially pulled over, Bowe's first question to the police was whether or not the nearby Sonic was open. After getting out of the car and questioned by police Bowe had admitted to smoking a bit of marijiuana while waiting at the airport. The rest is history, and Bowe didn't get his foot long coney dog.
The police missed a real big opportunity for the next Seth Rogan movie. 2 lazy officers and a stoned NFL player go on a wild adventure. A mix between Super Bad and Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.
Monday, November 11, 2013
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones let defensive coordinator Rob Ryan go after last season, and last night showed that he might have made the wrong decision. Rob Ryan's Saints held the Cowboys down for most of the game, including limiting Tony Romo well under 100 yards at halftime. After the game, Ryan went out and did his usual thing, celebrating with fans and buying drinks for the house.
[Top picture from Deadspin.]
Sunday, November 10, 2013
Jerry Jones and Stephen Jones apparently had themselves a good time in New Orleans last night, preparing to play the New Orleans Saints tonight on Sunday Night Football. Though there is only pictures of Jerry drinking, numerous accounts on twitter state they bought shots for Stephen. Something tells me he really doesn't need people to be buying him shots.
[Image from Deadspin]
Saturday, November 9, 2013
Jerome Simpson, the front flipping, alleged drug ordering WR from the Minnesota Vikings has found himself in a whole new heap of legal trouble allegedly after last night.
Coming off of a Thursday Night Football win over the Washington Redskins in which he recorded 4 catches for 45 years Simpson was busted for misdemeanor DWI. Simpson apparently refused a breath test which is an automatic 36 hour hold so he could be sitting in jail until Tuesday.
For the season, Simpson has recorded 33 catches for 491 yards and no touchdowns, while the Vikings have gone 2-7.
Wednesday, November 6, 2013
After the Boston Red Sox cruised to a World Series victory over the St. Louis Cardinals, Mike Napoli did what every man should do after a brutally long baseball season ending in a championship -- he got wasted and took his shirt off. Here are a few pictures from Deadspin of his celebration.
One editors note: This is a one man operation, and I was getting drunk myself for the past week and haven't been up to date on some things. My sincerest apologies.
Monday, October 21, 2013
Brittney Griner was drafted #1 overall by the Phoenix Mercury and in her god damn first career game she tied the WNBA career record for dunks... with 2. She celebrated her 23rd birthday party recently, so here she is out getting drunk.
I just posted a WNBA player on Shot of Ginn. I don't know how I feel about it, but it's not necessarily a good feeling. Fuck it.