Monday, July 7, 2014

Johnny Manziel QB Cleveland Browns

There has been plenty of uproar about this picture since it was posted yesterday, and dear lord I do not see why. Maybe Johnny Football is rolling it up to play a clever joke on the bathroom attendant with the tip. Maybe he's stuffing it in his sock so he ensures that he has cab money for the ride home. Maybe he's just starting his money roll to make it look like he has an old timey money phone. Or he was rolling it up for easy insertion for tipping a stripper.

Nope, everyones going to run with it and say he's doing blow in the club bathroom. Who knows. The man literally has every move he makes photographed. Not that I mind in particular, but he's bound to snap eventually. Wake me up when someone has a picture of him snorting black tar heroin out of a strippers booty hole.

Sunday, July 6, 2014

Rob Gronkowski TE New England Patriots

Everyones bitching about Johnny Manziel partying with Floyd Mayweather and Justin Bieber and doing other awesome things. All that bitching is stupid as shit, but it allows Rob Gronkowski to go under the radar and party his ass off without nearly as many people complaining.

Here are some shots from Gronk's 4th of July weekend.

Monday, May 26, 2014

Johnny Manziel QB Cleveland Browns, Rob Gronkowski TE New England Patriots

It seems that now that Johnny Manziel is officially in the NFL, he has someone to take him under their wings and show them the ropes. Luckily for Manziel he gets the best partier in the NFL to rage with in Vegas.

Here is Manziel raging with Gronk and spraying champagne over a crowd with DJ Pauly D.

My apologies for the lack of posts recently, will be picking up again here right... about... now. Cheers. 

Monday, May 5, 2014

Michael Nysewander TE Alabama

Alabama senior TE Michael Nysewander may not put much up for stats, but I'll be damned if he doesn't party like a true, full blooded American. Here he is pounding a beer and smashing it on his head at Talladega. Picture from @BunkiePerkins.

Monday, April 28, 2014

Von Miller LB Denver Broncos

Von Miller only played in 9 games last season, for more than one reason, but he continues to be a beast when he's on the field -- and especially off it. As he recovers from a torn ACL, he continues to tear it up at the clubs.

DeSean Jackson WR Washington Redskins

It was only a matter of time before DeSean Jackson christened his start with the Redskins by hitting up the clubs. Jackson had his welcome to DC party at Huxley Wednesdays and celebrated with a giant bottle of leopard print Moet champagne.

Monday, March 17, 2014

Rob Ryan DC New Orleans Saints

As my body continues to recuperate from the beating it took bar crawling on Saturday, Rob Ryan is just getting started on his St. Patricks Day celebration. Here he is drinking with various party goers during the day.

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Aaron Rodgers QB Green Bay Packers

It's a long offseason that's just getting started, and it appears that maybe a few players are starting to get the notion that it's not good to get photographed out doing beer bongs and other debauchery. It's time to dive deep into the archive and pull out something so here is Aaron Rodgers living out Rex Ryan's dream back in the day at former teammate Terrence Murphy's wedding.

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Friday, February 21, 2014

Jason Kelce C Philadelphia Eagles

Jason Kelce started all 16 games for the Philadelphia Eagles last season, and I'm sure he had lots of fun. However, I think he may or may not be having a little more fun this offseason. Here is Kelce getting drunk apparently after doing the Polar Plunge in Jersey. From Polar Bear hats to pig masks, I need to party with this man.

Fred Davis TE Washington Redskins

Fred Davis has not had a very good week. On Wednesday news broke of an indefinite suspension by the NFL, and he blamed a tainted supplement. He took the news well, or not depending on your point of view, and went and got drunk at Huxley night club in DC. However, he got pulled over in his Rolls Royce Phantom after 911 calls reported a man slumped over behind the wheel. Police stated that the arrest was made at 3:45 P.M.

I hope the police added an additional charge - felony possession of acid washed jeans.

Fred Davis becomes a free agent after another injury marred season with little playing time. Couple that with a suspension and arrest, the once promising TE may have reached the end of his NFL line.

Let's just hope he can make it through Friday first.

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Johnny Manziel QB Ex-Texas A&M

Johnny Fucking Football and Riff Raff. I can't think of a more odd party at the club. I don't even know if I'd enjoy being at that one. Maybe it's not a bad thing he's not throwing at the combine, going to have to work on the hangover eventually.

Saturday, February 8, 2014

DeSean Jackson WR Philadelphia Eagles, Marshawn Lynch RB Seattle Seahawks

Eagles DeSean Jackson got bounced early from the playoffs by the New Orleans Saints, but good for him for celebrating the Super Bowl Victory with his former Cal teammate Marshawn Lynch afterwards. Looks like the party wasn't as crazy as Marshawn Lynch made the victory parade.

Rob Gronkowski TE New England Patriots

When it comes to rehabbing knee injuries, or elbow injuries, or back injuries, Rob Gronkowski really knows something doctors don't. The key ingredient isn't rest and vitamins, it's booze and dancing.

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Marshawn Lynch RB Seattle Seahawks

Seattle Seahawks RB Marshawn Lynch could really, really, use a drink after this long Championship parade. 

[Big thanks to Deadspin for the Picture]

Edit: Turns out when he was introduced into Century Link field he came carrying a bottle of Champagne and a drum. Someone is getting drunk tonight.

Golden Tate WR Seattle Seahawks

It's become a common thing to drink a giant bottle of Ace of Spades champagne, running from $80K-$100K, after winning a championship. You have Dirk Nowitzki, Victor Cruz, and now Super Bowl Champion Golden Tate. Tate, a free agent after this season, had almost 900 yards receiving and 5 touchdowns on the season. During the Super Bowl Tate accumulated 3 catches for 17 yards.