Thursday, February 5, 2015
4 time Super Bowl champion, 3 time Super Bowl MVP, 2 time NFL MVP, and 10 time Pro Bowler. Does it get any better than that? Wait, yes it does. He gets to go home and bang his Super Model wife who makes a fuck ton more than him. I'm not even jealous, I'm impressed.
If Gronk ran for President, he would have some awesome platforms. Like, canned goods free at grocery stores if they survive a Gronk Spike, purchasing Zubaz clothing would result in an immediate $1,000 tax credit, proclaiming the beer bong as the new National Past Time, and of course, probably lowering the age of consent to 16.
Long Live the Gronk.
Gronk chugged this fireball like a goddamn Super Bowl Champion... And then spiked it. #gronkingtoremember @elliebarrett13 @bfaria31A video posted by Lauren Borislow (@lborz) on
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Let's be honest. I don't give a shit about politics, I didn't vote for Barack Obama because he's black, and I didn't vote for Mitt Romney because he don't pay no tax. As a matter of fact, I went completely UnAmerican and didn't vote because I got better shit to do like look up pictures of drunk athletes.
Just to be 100% clear though, if Julian Edelman and Rob Gronkowski ran for President, I would be that guy stuffing the ballot with votes for everyone that died in the last 10 years.
Anyways, here's some broad on Tinder bragging about getting the pipe from Edelman and taking a super creepy post-coital selfie to share with random guys in a 10 mile radius.
Saturday, January 10, 2015
He's chasing away offensive coordinators, while bringing in copious amounts of vodka and bitches. My hero. The Browns may say he shouldn't get photographed in clubs, but what's stopping him from getting pictures in Colorado? At least he won't let some turd sneak a picture.
Thursday, January 1, 2015
Wednesday, December 31, 2014
Kyle Orton had the most glorious career of any Quarterback in NFL history. He came into the league at the right time -- before social media. He would have been Johnny Manziel without the draft hype... or famous friends... or super hot babes. Oppositely he was actually successful for a bit, and got to party his ass off without being followed around with cameras.
So here's to you, super average starter, superstar backup, #1 partying QB of the 2000's. Enjoy your retirement, I'll pour some Jack Daniels on my shirt tonight for you. You glorious bastard you.
Wednesday, December 24, 2014
As you may or may not remember, Shot of Ginn broke the picture of Rob Gronkowski ripping a beer bong on the beach during Spring Break 2012. Then some shit blog that had a bigger following took it, cropped it, took credit for it, and spread it around.
That's neither here nor there now though. But seriously, fuck those guys.
Gronkowski has officially hit bro stardome (if he hadn't before) and be inducted into the bro hall of fame without vote due to recent news. Gronk and Julian Edelman star (seriously, this is way more important than this hipster bro and fat stoner bro) in the Entourage movie with Edelman feeding Gronk a beer bong.
If I didn't have a reason to watch it before, I do now.
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
A Tennessee Volunteers fan released a picture of Ole Miss defensive lineman Robert Nkemdiche hitting a bong sent via snapchat to one of his friends the other day, and it just so happens to be the week that the Vols play Ole Miss. Perfect timing.
Of course, it was probably just tobacco. That's what they say at the head shops, right? And he had to have taken drug tests so you know it just could not have been marijuana in that smoking device. He'll just fuck around and win a dozen gold medals like the last leaked bong hit picture.
Here's what Ole Miss' head coach Hugh Freeze had to say about the bong hit picture:
I'm very aware of the picture and also when it was taken and where it was taken, We test our entire team on our drug-testing policy at the beginning of the season and then we have our follow-up tests throughout the course of the year. I'm super confident we handled each one the same and we enforce our policy very consistently."So that's that. Probably the end of this story, but you know this is likely not the last time we see a fan do this. Or poison some Oak Trees. Oh SEC, you're crazy.
Saturday, October 4, 2014
If you have any more pictures or videos of Eddie Lacy and the crew out last drop me a line at ShotOfGinn@GMail.com. Even though Lacy isn't exactly the friendliest to the camera.
... Unless it's the most awkward picture ever taken at a club...
Thursday, August 28, 2014
Josh Gordon is probably feeling pretty in the dumps this week. He lost his appeal on his semi-bogus drug test that was just barely (in the most literal sense) over the NFL legal limit. I say NFL legal limit cause it's much tougher than the Olympics, my job, etc. Let's not get into this argument that has been beaten to death. Or beaten unconscious and dragged out of an elevator. But I digress.
Gordon may not be able to practice and be with his teammates. But he will always have porn starts that will have his back. Or Front. Porn star/Escort/Connoisseur of Daddy Issues Jenna Shea posted this photo of Josh Gordon on instagram letting him know - Hey, you can always have this... For a price.
This lady posts her rates on her website, which, Jesus -- is that even legal? Like here's how much you can rent me for, do what you wish. Probably similar to selling bongs that are for tobacco only. Considering his 70 clean tests - he probably just cuddled and talked about his problems and the fact that Brian Hoyer is his QB. Then again, her twitter bio does say that she is a, quote, PRO CUDDLER.
Friday, August 22, 2014
C'mon Mr. Bouncer man, Buccaneers rookie WR Mike Evans bought 6 bottles in the club, why do you have to give him such a hard time? This was supposedly from last weekend according to TMZ, but according to his agent it's from this past March. Either way, no charges were filed against the wideout and now everyone got to see some random dudes butt crack all over the place, all while Evans showed off his athleticism jumping cars and running at least 40 yards in probably a better time than his combine numbers. We live in a wonderful time.