Saturday, January 10, 2015
He's chasing away offensive coordinators, while bringing in copious amounts of vodka and bitches. My hero. The Browns may say he shouldn't get photographed in clubs, but what's stopping him from getting pictures in Colorado? At least he won't let some turd sneak a picture.
Thursday, January 1, 2015
Wednesday, December 31, 2014
Kyle Orton had the most glorious career of any Quarterback in NFL history. He came into the league at the right time -- before social media. He would have been Johnny Manziel without the draft hype... or famous friends... or super hot babes. Oppositely he was actually successful for a bit, and got to party his ass off without being followed around with cameras.
So here's to you, super average starter, superstar backup, #1 partying QB of the 2000's. Enjoy your retirement, I'll pour some Jack Daniels on my shirt tonight for you. You glorious bastard you.
Wednesday, December 24, 2014
As you may or may not remember, Shot of Ginn broke the picture of Rob Gronkowski ripping a beer bong on the beach during Spring Break 2012. Then some shit blog that had a bigger following took it, cropped it, took credit for it, and spread it around.
That's neither here nor there now though. But seriously, fuck those guys.
Gronkowski has officially hit bro stardome (if he hadn't before) and be inducted into the bro hall of fame without vote due to recent news. Gronk and Julian Edelman star (seriously, this is way more important than this hipster bro and fat stoner bro) in the Entourage movie with Edelman feeding Gronk a beer bong.
If I didn't have a reason to watch it before, I do now.
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
A Tennessee Volunteers fan released a picture of Ole Miss defensive lineman Robert Nkemdiche hitting a bong sent via snapchat to one of his friends the other day, and it just so happens to be the week that the Vols play Ole Miss. Perfect timing.
Of course, it was probably just tobacco. That's what they say at the head shops, right? And he had to have taken drug tests so you know it just could not have been marijuana in that smoking device. He'll just fuck around and win a dozen gold medals like the last leaked bong hit picture.
Here's what Ole Miss' head coach Hugh Freeze had to say about the bong hit picture:
I'm very aware of the picture and also when it was taken and where it was taken, We test our entire team on our drug-testing policy at the beginning of the season and then we have our follow-up tests throughout the course of the year. I'm super confident we handled each one the same and we enforce our policy very consistently."So that's that. Probably the end of this story, but you know this is likely not the last time we see a fan do this. Or poison some Oak Trees. Oh SEC, you're crazy.
Saturday, October 4, 2014
If you have any more pictures or videos of Eddie Lacy and the crew out last drop me a line at ShotOfGinn@GMail.com. Even though Lacy isn't exactly the friendliest to the camera.
... Unless it's the most awkward picture ever taken at a club...
Thursday, August 28, 2014
Josh Gordon is probably feeling pretty in the dumps this week. He lost his appeal on his semi-bogus drug test that was just barely (in the most literal sense) over the NFL legal limit. I say NFL legal limit cause it's much tougher than the Olympics, my job, etc. Let's not get into this argument that has been beaten to death. Or beaten unconscious and dragged out of an elevator. But I digress.
Gordon may not be able to practice and be with his teammates. But he will always have porn starts that will have his back. Or Front. Porn star/Escort/Connoisseur of Daddy Issues Jenna Shea posted this photo of Josh Gordon on instagram letting him know - Hey, you can always have this... For a price.
This lady posts her rates on her website, which, Jesus -- is that even legal? Like here's how much you can rent me for, do what you wish. Probably similar to selling bongs that are for tobacco only. Considering his 70 clean tests - he probably just cuddled and talked about his problems and the fact that Brian Hoyer is his QB. Then again, her twitter bio does say that she is a, quote, PRO CUDDLER.
Friday, August 22, 2014
C'mon Mr. Bouncer man, Buccaneers rookie WR Mike Evans bought 6 bottles in the club, why do you have to give him such a hard time? This was supposedly from last weekend according to TMZ, but according to his agent it's from this past March. Either way, no charges were filed against the wideout and now everyone got to see some random dudes butt crack all over the place, all while Evans showed off his athleticism jumping cars and running at least 40 yards in probably a better time than his combine numbers. We live in a wonderful time.
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
If you're a fantasy football nut like most of everyone in the nation, you know that their was the possibility of a committee attack in Pittsburgh. Boy they had no idea.
Running backs LeGarrette Blount and Le'Veon Bell, first and second on the depth chart, were both arrested for possession of marijuana as well as another lady after getting pulled over by a motorcycle cop. The cop smelled marijuana as they usually do when people smoke marijuana, and they found 20 grams of marijuana in the vehicle. All three admitted the marijuana was theres, which makes absolutely no fucking sense and they were all arrested. Bell, who was driving, will reportedly also be arrested for driving under the influence of marijuana.
2nd String Blount maybe should have thrown the starter Bell a bone in the situation since he was driving. Or you know, maybe the chick so this wasn't all over the news. I guess they all just wanted to help each other out ending with them all getting arrested.
Edit: The Police Report has been released from the arrest -- and it's got some real good info.
First off, All three admitted to purchasing the marijuana. As in all three said they chipped in. As in all three of them owned the marijuana. As in all three of them got charged with possession. As in all three of them are idiots.
Secondly, Bell pulled a Donovan McNabb and plead stupidity. Bell said that he didn't know you couldn't get a DUI for being high, and then, quote: "I smoked two hours ago. I’m not high anymore. I’m perfectly fine. Why would I be getting high if I had to make it to my game?”
There you go Mr. Lawyer, good luck with this one.
Tuesday, August 5, 2014
Now this one is fucking weird. God's own son wrote out a 20 page manifesto - and sent it all over twitter - for... some reason. I think he was trying to warn Jerry Jones (it was addressed to him) that people were trying to blackmail him with the photos. In doing so he got them put all over the internet.
Good one Jesus.
Of course, I would say good for Jerry for still smashing 20 somethings on the regular. However we all know these are probably escorts. Which is a fancy rich person term for hooker. Unless the escort happens to die in the transaction, then she was just a hooker.
Thursday, July 24, 2014
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Justin Blackmon and Josh Gordon are on a race - what potentially top 5 wideout can ruin their NFL careers and get kicked out of the league the fastest. Gordon was just about to tie Blackmon by getting a DUI while appealing a year long suspension for drugs. Blackmon said fuck that shit. I'm already suspended indefinitely for drugs, let's get arrested for marijuana and put this shit to bed.
Your move Gordon.
Monday, July 7, 2014
There has been plenty of uproar about this picture since it was posted yesterday, and dear lord I do not see why. Maybe Johnny Football is rolling it up to play a clever joke on the bathroom attendant with the tip. Maybe he's stuffing it in his sock so he ensures that he has cab money for the ride home. Maybe he's just starting his money roll to make it look like he has an old timey money phone. Or he was rolling it up for easy insertion for tipping a stripper.
Nope, everyones going to run with it and say he's doing blow in the club bathroom. Who knows. The man literally has every move he makes photographed. Not that I mind in particular, but he's bound to snap eventually. Wake me up when someone has a picture of him snorting black tar heroin out of a strippers booty hole.
Sunday, July 6, 2014
Everyones bitching about Johnny Manziel partying with Floyd Mayweather and Justin Bieber and doing other awesome things. All that bitching is stupid as shit, but it allows Rob Gronkowski to go under the radar and party his ass off without nearly as many people complaining.
Here are some shots from Gronk's 4th of July weekend.