Monday, March 17, 2014

Rob Ryan DC New Orleans Saints

As my body continues to recuperate from the beating it took bar crawling on Saturday, Rob Ryan is just getting started on his St. Patricks Day celebration. Here he is drinking with various party goers during the day.

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Aaron Rodgers QB Green Bay Packers

It's a long offseason that's just getting started, and it appears that maybe a few players are starting to get the notion that it's not good to get photographed out doing beer bongs and other debauchery. It's time to dive deep into the archive and pull out something so here is Aaron Rodgers living out Rex Ryan's dream back in the day at former teammate Terrence Murphy's wedding.

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Friday, February 21, 2014

Jason Kelce C Philadelphia Eagles

Jason Kelce started all 16 games for the Philadelphia Eagles last season, and I'm sure he had lots of fun. However, I think he may or may not be having a little more fun this offseason. Here is Kelce getting drunk apparently after doing the Polar Plunge in Jersey. From Polar Bear hats to pig masks, I need to party with this man.

Fred Davis TE Washington Redskins

Fred Davis has not had a very good week. On Wednesday news broke of an indefinite suspension by the NFL, and he blamed a tainted supplement. He took the news well, or not depending on your point of view, and went and got drunk at Huxley night club in DC. However, he got pulled over in his Rolls Royce Phantom after 911 calls reported a man slumped over behind the wheel. Police stated that the arrest was made at 3:45 P.M.

I hope the police added an additional charge - felony possession of acid washed jeans.

Fred Davis becomes a free agent after another injury marred season with little playing time. Couple that with a suspension and arrest, the once promising TE may have reached the end of his NFL line.

Let's just hope he can make it through Friday first.

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Johnny Manziel QB Ex-Texas A&M

Johnny Fucking Football and Riff Raff. I can't think of a more odd party at the club. I don't even know if I'd enjoy being at that one. Maybe it's not a bad thing he's not throwing at the combine, going to have to work on the hangover eventually.

Saturday, February 8, 2014

DeSean Jackson WR Philadelphia Eagles, Marshawn Lynch RB Seattle Seahawks

Eagles DeSean Jackson got bounced early from the playoffs by the New Orleans Saints, but good for him for celebrating the Super Bowl Victory with his former Cal teammate Marshawn Lynch afterwards. Looks like the party wasn't as crazy as Marshawn Lynch made the victory parade.

Rob Gronkowski TE New England Patriots

When it comes to rehabbing knee injuries, or elbow injuries, or back injuries, Rob Gronkowski really knows something doctors don't. The key ingredient isn't rest and vitamins, it's booze and dancing.

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Marshawn Lynch RB Seattle Seahawks

Seattle Seahawks RB Marshawn Lynch could really, really, use a drink after this long Championship parade. 

[Big thanks to Deadspin for the Picture]

Edit: Turns out when he was introduced into Century Link field he came carrying a bottle of Champagne and a drum. Someone is getting drunk tonight.

Golden Tate WR Seattle Seahawks

It's become a common thing to drink a giant bottle of Ace of Spades champagne, running from $80K-$100K, after winning a championship. You have Dirk Nowitzki, Victor Cruz, and now Super Bowl Champion Golden Tate. Tate, a free agent after this season, had almost 900 yards receiving and 5 touchdowns on the season. During the Super Bowl Tate accumulated 3 catches for 17 yards.

Mychal Kendricks Eagles, Marvin Jones Bengals, Shane Vereen Patriots, Cam Jordan Saints, Brandon Boykin Eagles

The Broncos and Seahawks had a total of 1 player on their rosters from Cal this Super Bowl this season. This player was CJ Anderson and because he was on the Broncos you may have not even noticed him like many of the other players on the Broncos. He may as well have just joined former Cal Bears alums like Marvin Jones, Mychal Kendricks, Cam Jordan, Shane Vereen, and Brandon Boykin in there Super Bowl parties.

Roddy White WR Atlanta Falcons

Roddy White and the Atlanta Falcons really had no reason to celebrate this season, but maybe Roddy White spent his Super Bowl Break celebrating in Vegas about burning the best corner in the NFL the season prior. Not that he really had a chance this season, playing most of the year on a hobbled leg and only registering 711 yards and 3 touchdowns on the season, leaving fantasy football owners on the fence waiting for injury reports week to week.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Aaron Rodgers QB Green Bay Packers

The Green Bay Packers and Aaron Rodgers had another early exit from the playoffs this year, after their surprising entrance to the playoffs thanks to the collapse of the Bears and Lions. It's not reason to celebrate -- especially considering a likely hopeful Perez Hilton posted rumors of Aaron Rodgers being gay. All that bullshit and the hurt from the loss appears to have worn off and Rodgers was able to go out and have a couple drinks. He was even nice enough to share with his shirt. Thanks to our friends at @AthletesDrunk.

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Andrew Shaw C Chicago Blackhawks

Andrew Shaw and teammates did some celebrity bartending for teammate Keith Duncan's charity Keith Relief the other day which alleviates burdens on families facing medical hardships, and Shaw went all out. Crowd surfing, pouring shots from on top of the bar, the whole 9 yards. Or is it 9 meters? What do Canadians say anyways?

Friday, January 17, 2014

Kellen Winslow TE New York Jets

Kellen Winslow had a fairly rough season this year. He finally got a chance despite his knees being nearly nonexistant, and accumulated 31 catches for 388 yards and 2 touchdowns. That is with his 4 game PED suspension.

Word broke that Winslow got busted with synthetic marijuana possession back in November, but recently released redacted police reports say that he may have been rubbing his toy soldier. Or maybe we can just call that his Kellen Winslow Jr. Jr.?

A lady parked her car next to Winslow's in the parking lot, and Winslow's car window was down. She apparently exclaimed how cold it was, then allegedly saw Winslow's erect penis. She also stated that she thought he was masturbating in the redacted police report.

When police showed up he apparently sprang up into an upright position, a move many high schoolers probably do when their parents unexpectedly come home from work. Ultimately police found the synthetic marijuana and 2 jars of Vaseline in the center counsel.

He was charged on December 30th for the synthetic marijuana and plead not guilty. No lewd misconduct charges were ever brought up.

I, for one, cannot wait for this Sports Science episode.

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Davone Bess WR Cleveland Browns

Davone Bess must be stressed out with the Cleveland Browns coaching search, and especially after having to take the field most of the season with the Browns QB's that this offseason he has resorted to just posting pictures of him smoking and now posting pictures of his weed. He appears to have deleted the picture, but has retweeted a person who told him he shouldn't be doing that.

Bess signed a 3 year $11.5 million dollar deal with the Browns last offseason, and accumulated 362 yards and 2 touchdowns on 42 catches through his first season. His season ended on December 21st after being put on the reserved/non-football illness list.

The Browns released a statement regarding this stating, ”The team is aware of the photos and looking further into the situation and will deal with the matter internally.” With how stupid he is on social media, he probably claimed he had Legionnaires Disease like Johnny Chase on Entourage to get his medical marijuana card.

Thanks to The Big Lead for the screenshot.